Ethan Update

Nothing special today. I just wanted to jot some random thoughts down about Ethan so that they wouldn’t be lost.

• The other day Ethan asked me, “Dad, is Jesus stronger than Superman?”
• Ethan has quite an affinity for his “booty.” The other day, he pulled his pants down in the back, exposing his plumber crack, and asked me, straight-faced, “has anybody seen my underwear?”
• He is very interested in babies and how they are made. He is especially interested in how they get out of their mommy’s stomachs. I told him I didn’t know but that he should ask Micky, our friend who is pregnant. He told me that maybe the come out of their ears.
• Last night, Ethan told me that poop comes from your brain. Not sure how he came up with that one. Everybody knows that’s where boogers come from, not poop.